South Park

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Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.

Trey Parker / Matt Stone / Mona Marshall / April Stewart / Isaac Hayes

    • Released
    • (1997-)
    • Seasons
    • 21 seasons
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    SEASON 18

  • Episode 10#HappyHolograms

    Kyle teams up with network heads to make a Christmas special to bring the family together, and the holograms are still on the loose.

  • Episode 9#REHASH

    After Ike refuses to play a new game with Kyle, Kyle thinks the new generation of kids is terrible. Cartman becomes part of this new generation. Meanwhile Randy has drama going on with the music industry.

  • Episode 8C... Magic

    The boys visit City Wok - but there's something shady going on.

  • Episode 7Grounded Vindaloop

    The boys have bought an Oculus Rift virtual reality headset and don't know who is in the real world or stuck in virtual reality.

  • Episode 6Freemium Isn't Free

    Canada creates a phone app that preys on the addiction of the weak, to help make money to build Canada. When Randy discovers Stan has an addiction, he intervenes.

  • Episode 5The Magic Bush

    Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.

  • Episode 4Handicar

    Timmy starts a new transportation service to raise money.

  • Episode 3The Cissy

    Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.

  • Episode 2Gluten Free Ebola

    Mr.Mackey is now gluten free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels.

  • Episode 1Go Fund Yourself

    The boys use Kickstarter to fund themselves so they can sit on their butts and do absolutely nothing, but when Eric uses the name Washington Redskins, the owner of the Redskins is determined to stop him.

    SEASON 17

  • Episode 10The Hobbit

    After Butters turns down a fat girl that asks him out, Wendy is upset over Butters' crush on Kim Kardashian because she says Kim is actually a short fat Hobbit who uses Photoshop to make ...

  • Episode 9Titties and Dragons

    The horror of Black Friday has begun and the battle begins. Forces will join, back stabbing will occur and there will be blood. And big floppy wieners.

  • Episode 8A Song of Ass and Fire

    The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of each game system, vying for the win.

  • Episode 7Black Friday

    The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money.

  • Episode 6Ginger Cow

    After Cartman pulls a silly prank where he puts a red wig and red spots on a cow, saying it's a "ginger cow", the middle east experiences peace but comes with a price for Kyle.

  • Episode 5Taming Strange

    Ike is going through Canadian puberty and it puts a strain of his and Kyle's friendship. The school installs a computer system hooked up to a website called IntelliLink.

  • Episode 4Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

    The goth kids become worried after one of their members, Henrietta, returns from a camp intended to cure her goth, emo. But there is more going on than meets the eye.

  • Episode 3World War Zimmerman

    Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.

  • Episode 2Informative Murder Porn

    The children of South Park find out their parents are watching disturbingly violent television shows about sex, murder, and betrayal, otherwise nicknamed "Murder porn" (real life crime ...

  • Episode 1Let Go, Let Gov

    Cartman goes to infiltrate the NSA for his personal file, but doesn't like what he finds.

    SEASON 16

  • Episode 14Obama Wins!

    Eric has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself a part in the new Star Wars movie now that Disney owns the franchise.

  • Episode 13A Scause for Applause

    The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles and thus did not die for our sins, and now people across the ...

  • Episode 12A Nightmare on Facetime

    The boys are excited to go Trick-or-Treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South Park and needs ...

  • Episode 11Going Native

    Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's reached a special age and that there's more going on than he knows, and that he wasn't born in South Park.

  • Episode 10Insecurity

    After Ike accidentally sees mom and dad having sex, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, and tells Kyle, the kids create a stir leading men in South Park thinking the UPS man is secretly ...

  • Episode 9Raising the Bar

    Cartman finally realizes he is fat and decides to do something about it: get a mobility scooter. Between so many fat people on scooter chairs and Honey Boo Boo, James Cameron realizes the ...

  • Episode 8Sarcastaball

    Angered over the overly sensitive parents in South Park over their kids playing football because of recent news about concussions, Randy invents the game Sarcastaball in order to get people...

  • Episode 7Cartman Finds Love

    There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together.

  • Episode 6I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

    Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go ziplining but find it's incredibly boring and the fellow ziplining tourists drive them crazy. Now they must do all that they can to escape from the group and get off the mountain back to normal life.

  • Episode 5Butterballs

    As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but Butters has a secret about his tormentor.

  • Episode 4Jewpacabra

    Cartman starts convincing people a mystical blood-sucking from Mexico he calls the Jewpacabra, exists and that the kids and folks of South Park are in danger for the upcoming Easter Egg hunt.

  • Episode 3Faith Hilling

    The boys take part in a new, dangerous photographic meme.

  • Episode 2Cash for Gold

    Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans...

  • Episode 1Reverse Cowgirl

    An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom.

    SEASON 15

  • Episode 14The Poor Kid

    After Kenny's parents are arrested and he and his siblings are sent to a foster home, Eric searches for who is the new poor kid in South Park and the results are shocking. Mysterion must ...

  • Episode 13A History Channel Thanksgiving

    Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report, but Stan has misgivings when the special insists aliens were part of ...

  • Episode 121%

    Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against him. When things dear to Eric start getting destroyed, he goes on a hunt to find out whom is responsible.

  • Episode 11Broadway Bro Down

    Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to blow jobs in the songs and women don't know it. Shelly has a love interest.

  • Episode 10Bass to Mouth

    Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which updates daily with secrets students don't want to get out. After news of a student ...

  • Episode 9The Last of the Meheecans

    During a game of border patrol vs. Mexicans, where the kids play the two groups, Butters goes missing and eventually winds up in Mexico where he becomes their new leader, Mantequilla. ...

  • Episode 8Ass Burgers

    Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting overnight food sensation.

  • Episode 7You're Getting Old

    Stan turns ten years old and suddenly things change and everything is seems like crap to him; music, movies, food, and life in general, and his friends can't stand him anymore. Randy's ...

  • Episode 6City Sushi

    A new Sushi shop moves into South Park and an Asian turf war is ignited between the "Japanese" owner of City Sushi and the "Chinese" owner of City Wok.

  • Episode 5Crack Baby Athletic Association

    Feeling guilty after watching another commercial about helpless children set to Sarah McLachlan singing, Kyle volunteer's and is shocked to find Cartman helping crack babies at a volunteer ...

  • Episode 4T.M.I.

    Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy. The principal decides it's time to address Cartman's ...

  • Episode 3Royal Pudding

    During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued to Canadians, Ike travels to Canada, abandoning his role in Mr. Mackey's kindergarten play about dental hygiene.

  • Episode 2Funnybot

    After Jimmy declares that the Germans are the least funny people in the world in his comedy awards show, they retaliate by creating "Funnybot" an automated comedian who is so funny that it puts all other comedians out of work.

  • Episode 1HUMANCENTiPAD

    After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse.

    SEASON 14

  • Episode 14Creme Fraiche

    Randy becomes addicted to the Food Network, and Sharon tries to compensate for his lack of attention by turning to the Shape Weight.

  • Episode 13Coon vs. Coon and Friends

    Cartman and Cthulhu get their revenge on Coon and Friends, while Mysterion continues to try and discover the secret behind his superpower of never being able to die.

  • Episode 12Mysterion Rises

    Mysterion assumes control of South Park's superhero alliance after The Coon is kicked out. Meanwhile, The Coon plots his plan for revenge by conspiring with the enemy, and where is Captain Hindsight when the world needs him?

  • Episode 11Coon 2: Hindsight

    A new superhero named "Captain Hindsight" emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes.

  • Episode 10Insheeption

    Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer a hoarding disorder. In an attempt to find the cause for it, they get trapped in Mr. Mackey's dream.

  • Episode 9It's a Jersey Thing

    South Park tries to keep New Jersey from spreading to their town, and they are forced to turn to some of their enemies for help.

  • Episode 8Poor and Stupid

    Eric wants to be a NASCAR driver when he grows up but believes he's too fat and too smart and that in order to be a NASCAR racer and enjoy it, he has to be poor and stupid. In order to ...

  • Episode 7Crippled Summer

    The boys stage an intervention for Towelie after he falls off the wagon while working at Timmy and Jimmy's summer camp. At the camp, a jealous camper resorts to dirty tricks to beat Jimmy in a series of competitions.

  • Episode 6201

    As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover the "real" truth about the identity of his father.

  • Episode 5200

    Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers not to be ridiculed.

  • Episode 4You Have 0 Friends

    After being forced to create a FaceBook account, Stan finds himself in the middle of a fad that has gone way too far.

  • Episode 3Medicinal Fried Chicken

    Randy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the restaurants are shut down for being unhealthy.

  • Episode 2The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

    The boys try to write the most graphic, offensive book ever, and then blame Butters when Stan's mom finds it. But when the book is hailed as a work of literary genius, Butters becomes the "voice of a generation."

  • Episode 1Sexual Healing

    After Tiger Woods comes clean, America becomes obsessed with the "epidemic" of rich men having sex with lots of women. As a result, Kyle and Butters are labeled as sex addicts and are placed in treatment.

    SEASON 13

  • Episode 14Pee

    When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.

  • Episode 13Dances with Smurfs

    Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.

  • Episode 12The F Word

    The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.

  • Episode 11Whale Whores

    Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it.

  • Episode 10W.T.F.

    The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.

  • Episode 9Butters' Bottom Bitch

    Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.

  • Episode 8Dead Celebrities

    Ike begins to see the ghosts of celebrities who died during the summer of 2009 and later becomes possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson.

  • Episode 7Fatbeard

    Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.

  • Episode 6Pinewood Derby

    Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.

  • Episode 5Fishsticks

    Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.

  • Episode 4Eat, Pray, Queef

    The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters".

  • Episode 3Margaritaville

    In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan ...

  • Episode 2The Coon

    Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.

  • Episode 1The Ring

    The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.

    SEASON 12

  • Episode 14The Ungroundable

    Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.

  • Episode 13Elementary School Musical

    The boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.

  • Episode 12About Last Night...

    While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist.

  • Episode 11Pandemic 2: The Startling

    Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.

  • Episode 10Pandemic

    With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.

  • Episode 9Breast Cancer Show Ever

    Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.

  • Episode 8The China Probrem

    Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S.. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones

  • Episode 7Super Fun Time

    A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.

  • Episode 6Over Logging

    A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).

  • Episode 5Eek, a Penis!

    Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.

  • Episode 4Canada on Strike

    Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.

  • Episode 3Major Boobage

    South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having

  • Episode 2Britney's New Look

    Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her...

  • Episode 1Tonsil Trouble

    After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.

    SEASON 11

  • Episode 14The List

    The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

  • Episode 13Guitar Queer-o

    Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.

  • Episode 12Imaginationland: Episode III

    All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls?

  • Episode 11Imaginationland: Episode II

    With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence.

  • Episode 10Imaginationland

    Cartman takes Kyle to court because he refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls if they see a Leprechaun. Meanwhile, Muslim extremists attack "Imaginationland," and the government plans a counter-attack.

  • Episode 9More Crap

    Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.

  • Episode 8Le Petit Tourette

    Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble.

  • Episode 7Night of the Living Homeless

    One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.

  • Episode 6D-Yikes!

    Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a ...

  • Episode 5Fantastic Easter Special

    In a parody of "The daVinci Code," Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny.

  • Episode 4The Snuke

    While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.

  • Episode 3Lice Capades

    A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.

  • Episode 2Cartman Sucks

    Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, ...

  • Episode 1With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

    Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue.

    SEASON 10

  • Episode 14Stanley's Cup

    Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself,...

  • Episode 13Go God Go XII

    Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.

  • Episode 12Go God Go

    Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo machine, and Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher and becomes an Atheist.

  • Episode 11Hell on Earth 2006

    Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.

  • Episode 10Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric "Dawg" Cartman.

  • Episode 9Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

    Kyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.

  • Episode 8Make Love, Not Warcraft

    The kids work around the clock to improve their character skills in "World of Warcraft" so that they can beat a fellow gamer who keeps violating the rules and killing everyone else's characters.

  • Episode 7Tsst

    Eric's mom turns to a "dog whisperer" as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.

  • Episode 6ManBearPig

    A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig. Although the kids believe Gore uses ...

  • Episode 5A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?

  • Episode 4Cartoon Wars: Part 2

    Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to get "Family Guy" off the air: Bart Simpson. He also discovers Fox's surprising secret about the show's writers.

  • Episode 3Cartoon Wars: Part 1

    Cartman begins a one-man crusade to get "Family Guy" taken off the air after it shows an image of Mohammed. But his real motive is not that it's offensive to Muslims--it's because the show's not funny.

  • Episode 2Smug Alert!

    Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of "smug" forms over South Park.

  • Episode 1The Return of Chef

    Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.

    SEASON 9

  • Episode 14Bloody Mary

    Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.

  • Episode 13Free Willzyx

    When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to sent it home.

  • Episode 12Trapped in the Closet

    After Stan scores a remarkably high "Thetan Level" at a Scientology center, he is considered to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and ...

  • Episode 11Ginger Kids

    Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.

  • Episode 10Follow That Egg

    Mrs. Garrison leads the fight against gay marriage when she learns her ex is getting married. Meanwhile, Stan becomes jealous when Kyle and Wendy are paired up for a school project.

  • Episode 9Marjorine

    Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.

  • Episode 8Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

    When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.

  • Episode 7Erection Day

    Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.

  • Episode 6The Death of Eric Cartman

    When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.

  • Episode 5The Losing Edge

    The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.

  • Episode 4Best Friends Forever

    Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?

  • Episode 3Wing

    The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.

  • Episode 2Die Hippie, Die

    Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.

  • Episode 1Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

    SEASON 8

  • Episode 14Woodland Critter Christmas

    Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist.

  • Episode 13Cartman's Incredible Gift

    Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.

  • Episode 12Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

    Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.

  • Episode 11Quest for Ratings

    The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.

  • Episode 10Pre-School

    A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.

  • Episode 9Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.

  • Episode 8Douche and Turd

    Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.

  • Episode 7Goobacks

    When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.

  • Episode 6The Jeffersons

    Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.

  • Episode 5AWESOM-O

    Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to ...

  • Episode 4You Got F'd in the A

    A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.

  • Episode 3The Passion of the Jew

    Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.

  • Episode 2Up the Down Steroid

    Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.

  • Episode 1Good Times with Weapons

    The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.

    SEASON 7

  • Episode 15It's Christmas in Canada

    The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.

  • Episode 14Raisins

    Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.

  • Episode 13Butt Out

    Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.

  • Episode 12All About Mormons

    Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.

  • Episode 11Casa Bonita

    When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.

  • Episode 10Grey Dawn

    South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.

  • Episode 9Christian Rock Hard

    Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.

  • Episode 8Is Gay

    Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.

  • Episode 7Red Man's Greed

    South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.

  • Episode 6Lil' Crime Stoppers

    After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.

  • Episode 5Fat Butt and Pancake Head

    Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.

  • Episode 4I'm a Little Bit Country

    The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.

  • Episode 3Toilet Paper

    The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.

  • Episode 2Krazy Kripples

    Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver. Meanwhile, ...

  • Episode 1Cancelled

    Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.

    SEASON 6

  • Episode 17Red Sleigh Down

    When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.

  • Episode 16My Future Self n' Me

    A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.

  • Episode 15The Biggest Douche in the Universe

    Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.

  • Episode 14The Death Camp of Tolerance

    Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.

  • Episode 13The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

    Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the ...

  • Episode 12A Ladder to Heaven

    The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues.

  • Episode 11Child Abduction Is Not Funny

    Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.

  • Episode 10Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

    Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.

  • Episode 9Free Hat

    The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg from altering "Raiders of the Lost Ark" while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.

  • Episode 8Red Hot Catholic Love

    Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.

  • Episode 7The Simpsons Already Did It

    Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.

  • Episode 6Professor Chaos

    After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.

  • Episode 5The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

    The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.

  • Episode 4Fun with Veal

    Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.

  • Episode 3Freak Strike

    The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out ...

  • Episode 2Asspen

    The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.

  • Episode 1Jared Has Aides

    The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a controversy when he ...

    SEASON 5

  • Episode 14Butters' Very Own Episode

    Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.

  • Episode 13Kenny Dies

    The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.

  • Episode 12Here Comes the Neighborhood

    A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.

  • Episode 11The Entity

    Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.

  • Episode 10How to Eat with Your Butt

    Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.

  • Episode 9Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.

  • Episode 8Towelie

    The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.

  • Episode 7Proper Condom Use

    Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.

  • Episode 6Cartmanland

    Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.

  • Episode 5Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

    The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.

  • Episode 4Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.

  • Episode 3Super Best Friends

    Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.

  • Episode 2Cripple Fight

    The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.

  • Episode 1It Hits the Fan

    Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.

    SEASON 4

  • Episode 17A Very Crappy Christmas

    When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.

  • Episode 16The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.

  • Episode 15Fat Camp

    Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.

  • Episode 14Pip

    Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."

  • Episode 13Helen Keller! The Musical

    Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.

  • Episode 12Trapper Keeper

    Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.

  • Episode 114th Grade

    The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.

  • Episode 10Probably

    Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.

  • Episode 9Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

    The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.

  • Episode 8Something You Can Do with Your Finger

    Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.

  • Episode 7Chef Goes Nanners

    Chef protests the racist South Park flag.

  • Episode 6Cherokee Hair Tampons

    Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.

  • Episode 5Cartman Joins NAMBLA

    Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.

  • Episode 4Quintuplets 2000

    The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.

  • Episode 3Timmy 2000

    A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.

  • Episode 2Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

    Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.

  • Episode 1The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

    The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.

    SEASON 2

  • Episode 18Prehistoric Ice Man

    Kyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man.

  • Episode 17Gnomes

    A school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business.

  • Episode 16Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

    Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.

  • Episode 15Spookyfish

    Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.

  • Episode 14Chef Aid

    The boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.

  • Episode 13Cow Days

    All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.

  • Episode 12Clubhouses

    Stan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.

  • Episode 11Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    The boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.

  • Episode 10Chickenpox

    The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get chickenpox.

  • Episode 9Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

    Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.

  • Episode 8Summer Sucks

    Summer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.

  • Episode 7City on the Edge of Forever

    As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.

  • Episode 6The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

    The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.

  • Episode 5Conjoined Fetus Lady

    The people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.

  • Episode 4Ike's Wee Wee

    Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.

  • Episode 3Chickenlover

    Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.

  • Episode 2Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

    The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.

  • Episode 1Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

    Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.

    SEASON 1

  • Episode 13Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

    Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.

  • Episode 12Mecha-Streisand

    Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.

  • Episode 11Tom's Rhinoplasty

    Stan develops a crush on a substitute teacher, which makes his girlfriend Wendy jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has plastic surgery.

  • Episode 10Damien

    The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.

  • Episode 9Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

    The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."

  • Episode 8Starvin' Marvin

    The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.

  • Episode 7Pinkeye

    Kenny's death spawns an outbreak of the living dead in South Park.

  • Episode 6Death

    Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.

  • Episode 5An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

    Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.

  • Episode 4Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

    Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.

  • Episode 3Volcano

    The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.

  • Episode 2Weight Gain 4000

    Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.

  • Episode 1Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

    Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.