In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.
Seth MacFarlane / Alex Borstein / Seth Green / Mila Kunis / Mike Henry / Danny Smith / John Viener / Patrick Warburton / Alec Sulkin / Ralph Garman
Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo "friendship therapy".
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.
Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.
Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.
When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.
With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.
Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffin's must take care of their new family member.
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.
To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free libra
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of <i>Castaway</i>, <i>Dirty Dancing</i>, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".
Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.
Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,".
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".
The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.
Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.. who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.
An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.
When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.
In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.
A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.
Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.
Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.
Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy in the "Must Love Dogs" Halloween-themed episode of FAMILY GUY.
While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.
The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.
Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.
Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.
Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.
Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.
After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.
Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.
Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.
After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far.
While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette.
When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic t
When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.
Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.
Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.
When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine - and restoring him to his
Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.
Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.
Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.
Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.
When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg.
With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.
Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to
Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby -.
When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.
Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.
Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal - and now a successful millionaire dog - reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-e
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student, Connie (guest voice Lisa Wilhoit), decides to make Lois the target of her antics.
When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process.
When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.
In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories.
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way.
The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.
Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family d
When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. In order to calm his nerves, the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.
When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open se
When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets rep
After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme.
In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game, as he cou
In a special episode, the Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.
When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg o
After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might ha
Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.
Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.
The Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary.
After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime
The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.
After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.
Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.
After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.
To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar.
Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned. At the suggestion of Peter, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.
Brian meets and quickly falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.
The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s.
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard.
Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London.
Stewie reveals secrets about himself in a session with his school psychologist.
Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot.
Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.
Peter is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, who take him on a journey around Quahog.
Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.
Brian gets kicked out of the house for posting an offensive tweet that goes viral.
The story of Peter's firing from the Pawtucket brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.
Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog.
The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.
Peter dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland when he becomes friends with a cool paramedic.
Peter decides to make "Family Guy" more like Emmy-winning shows so it can finally win TV's highest award.
Peter faces his past as a sperm donor when many of his children unexpectedly show up.
Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico.
Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel.
Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him.
When Lois forces him to eat healthy food, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods; Meg joins a roller derby team.
Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion.
Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene; Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis.
Peter fails to make the cut when the guys form a string quartet; Brian enjoys the life of luxury too much as Carter's seeing eye dog.
When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room.
Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins; Stewie begins beekeeping, and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive.
Quagmire's piloting skills are questioned when he scores free tickets to a guys' trip to San Francisco, and they discover the auto-pilot function.
Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power upon realizing that Santa can get away with anything. In the meantime, Stewie and Brian crash holiday parties for free food, drama and women.
Lois' father, Carter, and Channel 5 Action News reporter, Tricia Takanawa, fall in love.
The cast reenact three classic novels commonly taught in high school; The Great Gatsby, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Of Mice and Men.
Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie to "save" him from autism, causing Stewie to run away to avoid diseases, until Sean Penn brings vaccines to all of Quahog.
Taylor Swift agrees to be Chris' homecoming date, while Peter becomes an Uber driver.
Viewers get a look behind the scenes of "Family Guy".
Quagmire wants a new job, and becomes a gigolo.
Peter starts betting on Chris' baseball games when Chris becomes a pitcher to work on his anger management issues. In the meantime, Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant.
Stewie and Brian form a children's band that threatens to fall apart when they fall for the same girl, while Chris gets a job managing Quagmire's sex life.
Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her. Meanwhile, Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.
Meg discovers that the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him. In the meantime, Peter, Joe and Quagmire look for a new black friend when Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome.
Peter gets lost in the mall while Brian pretends to be a millionaire to impress a woman.
Peter's marriage gets tested, as an old flame returns from his past.
Brian must stop the demons inside Stewie's mind after he has his first nightmare.
Peter and father-in-law Carter are scammed in Nigeria.
Joe becomes a quadriplegic while Brian has an affair with a married woman.
Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation.
Peter's sister, Karen, visits for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way he treats Meg. At first, Meg is amused, but she soon helps Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match.Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian
While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.
When Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a 'To Peter From Peter' tape that makes him feel like a failure.
Stewie gets addicted to Adderal; Peter and Quagmire make their own cooking shows which rival each other.
Stewie builds a robot friend after a fight with Brian and Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress.
When the guys find Joe's dad, Peter must pretend to be Joe when he learns Joe's father hates handicapped people. Meanwhile, Stewie learns he will grow up to be only 5'1".
Peter and his friends try to make a horror movie when a murder occurs during the making; Brian's attitude when wearing glasses annoys Stewie.
Lois books a couple's vacation, but it turns out to be a marriage counseling program. Carter is frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.
Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.
When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls.
Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.
Joe decides to embrace life by quitting his job with the police and taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision.
Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.
Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video.
Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship.
Quagmire faces charges of statutory rape. During the trial, his mom makes a surprise appearance, which helps explain why he is the way that he is.
Meg becomes a foot-fetish model, while Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure outside of preschool.
Brian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Meg and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot.
Stewie and Brian take Chris back through time to help him with history class, only to end up stuck in the past.
Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.
On the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Chris tries to take over as the man of the house.
After getting a cosmetic surgery, Brian becomes a real estate agent, only to get in trouble with Quagmire.
Peter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers.
Peter is hired to read Joe's new book to children, and Brian takes up running to impress a girl.
After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.
Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.
Cleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.
Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview where they end up partying, while Brian is forced to live in the wild after a skunk sprays him.
Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
Lois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby after he takes Stewie to the park for some father-son bonding, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person.
Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.
When Chris is made the sole heir to Carter's fortune, he refuses to take the money, so Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.
Peter is sick of opposing football teams thanking God for beating the Patriots, so he and the guys go on a quest to find the Lord and ask Him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.
Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after Peter shoots him.
Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."
Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.
Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas; Stewie goes on to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
Brian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.
The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
Meg turns to Quagmire for help taking on a school bully, and Brian looks for a way to get back at Peter for forcing him to see him naked.
Quagmire falls in love with a woman who is just as kinky as he is, but doesn't find out until it's too late that she's a complete psycho.
Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.
Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu.
The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and, of course, get thrown out.
Stewie uses his untested teleportation device to transport Brian and himself to Vegas. The machine creates an exact copy of the pair and sends the copy to Vegas.
Peter and the whole family move to a farm because of the higher crime rate in quahog. Sooner or later the family discovers a meth lab in the basement.
The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam after the bank closes it, and Meg gets into trouble at her new job at the funeral home.
Lois begins hanging out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick, and Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled.
Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash.
Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.
Peter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog.
Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.
Chris is fed up with Meg's efforts to blackmail him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian became huge fans of 70s soft rock star Anne Murray.
Shows how the individual characters spend their Valentine's Day.
After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.
Brian receives widespread acclaim for his new play, but how will he react when Stewie writes a play overnight that puts his to shame?
The Griffins wind up stuck in orbit on a space shuttle after Peter and Lois send Chris to Florida for space camp.
The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas.
Meg finds out that her crush is actually gay and is interested in Chris.
While Lois goes through a mid-life crisis, Stewie discovers that his new pet turtle is evil.
Joe, with the help of Peter and Quagmire, looks to track down the person responsible for Joe's injuries.
Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.
Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt is dying of cancer, but soon becomes suspicious when he makes a seemingly impossible and miraculous recovery.
After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.
The Griffins try to beat Lois's obnoxious ex-boyfriend's family to the top of Mount Everest.
Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.
Three skits: the British program that Family Guy is based on, everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams, and a look at the day through Stewie's eyes.
Peter joins the Tea Party but doesn't discover until it's too late that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of government for his own selfish motives.
Meg and her friend are kidnapped in Paris for the sex slave trade, and Stewie and Brian fly to Paris to rescue her.
Stewie falls for a girl who is just as wicked as he is, and Peter finds an unlikely alternative when Lois refuses to snuggle.
Peter creates his own children's TV show and portrays Lois as an annoying nag, while Meg gets a chance to shadow a doctor.
After a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth.
When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album.
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect ...
Peter allows a friendly dolphin to move in with the family, but soon discovers that he's really a jerk. Meanwhile, Stewie asks for Brian's help in busting a negligent day care provider.
Tom Tucker goes to Hollywood to revive his acting career, with Peter as his agent. Back in Quahog, Chris starts dating a girl who looks exactly like Lois.
When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.
When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
Lois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it.
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run ...
The Griffins stay in an Amish village after their car breaks down, but problems arise when Meg falls for a boy in the village.
Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31, 1999 and witness the events that took place in the very first episode of Family Guy, "Death Has a Shadow".
Peter befriends actor Ryan Reynolds until he discovers that Reynolds may be attracted to him, and Stewie leaves home after Brian figures out that he wrecked Brian's car.
Quagmire and his friends try to talk his sister into getting away from her abusive boyfriend. But when she won't listen, they decide to take matters into their own hands.
As a hurricane hits Quahog, Brian gets high on psychedelic mushrooms and cuts his ear off, and Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family.
Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can't handle the good ...
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Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, not knowing that Bonnie's intentions are to cheat on Joe. Back at home, Peter decides to homeschool the kids.
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
Lois's sister comes to town after yet another failed marriage, and quickly becomes engaged to mayor Adam West.
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of ...
Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs ...
Meg takes care of Joe while Bonnie is away, and she develops a crush. Meanwhile, Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house, and he and Brian try to find and stop him.
A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.
After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize his issue, Peter gets a visit from Death, who ...
Lois becomes friends with the new television anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on the air.
Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his own by making his own energy drink, and Chris gets to introduce President Obama at his high school after he plagiarizes Meg's poem about hope.
When Stewie's trip to the mall to see Santa ends on a very bad note, he and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson in Christmas cheer, "Stewie Griffin" style.
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie becomes his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the...
Lois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager.
Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating,...
After Peter catches Lois' dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in...
Brian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books.
The Griffins and the other citizens of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, but a murder mystery takes place.
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With Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe and Quagmire blow off a couples getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the worlds funniest dirty joke.
Quagmire's dad comes to Quahog and announces that he's undergoing a sex change. And when Brian returns to town after a seminar, he accidentally makes the situation even more awkward.
Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.
Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.
Brian sells his pilot for a heartwarming family drama to CBS, who then turns it into a lame, formulaic sitcom starring James Woods. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental injury they caused from their parents.
Peter is sexually harassed by his unattractive female boss, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?
Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on a children's show, but trouble arises when he falls for a female co-star. Meanwhile, Meg gets a new boyfriend, but Lois tries to make a move on him.
After they are saved after being lost in the wilderness, Stewie helps Chris muster up the courage to ask a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date, while Peter pretends to be a psychic.
Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.
The Griffins are invited to be contestants on the game show "Family Feud." After winning the game and advancing to the show's bonus round (called Fast Money), Lois puts the Griffins in ...
Peter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when his father-in-law has a heart attack and goes into a coma.
When Brian accidentally kills another dog he is surprised to see that no one cares so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn't listen to Peter.
The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.
Quagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian.
Brian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus before her concert in Quahog, and they discover a secret about her identity. Meanwhile, the family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil.
When Brian snags an older woman, he becomes the laughingstock of the family, but things go from bad to worse when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her errand-boy.
With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that mayor Adam West is a Cold War sleeper agent. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, and Joe start an improv comedy group.
When Peter and Lois find out that Lois' mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides that the Griffins will adopt the Jewish faith, until a vision of his dead father changes his mind.
Stewie and Brian explore a series of alternate universes.
The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.
A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."
Brian dates "Hills" star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else.
Stewie begins taking steroids after he is beat up by a baby girl, and Chris begins dating one of the most popular girls in the school.
Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
Meg finds religion while in bed with the Mumps, and reveals to the community that Brian is an Atheist. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a transporter to bring the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" to Quahog.
Lois gets a job as an anchor at Fox News, while Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.
Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.
The guys try to find a way to help Joe and Bonnie get money to pay their hospital bills after their baby is born, a baby that Stewie has a crush on
Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery. Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. buy the nightclub, and Stewie turns it into a trendy hotspot.
Peter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.
The Griffins go on vacation but accidentally leave Stewie at home.
Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
Peter discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store and Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.
Peter feigns the life as a Pirate when he gets a pet Parrot. He terrorizes his neighbors and creates havoc in Quahog. When Chris takes Brian to the vet, Chris falls in love with the lovely intern Anna.
When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.
Brian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.
James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family. Peter responds by stealing Woods's identity and ruining his career.
Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.
Meg is admitted to hospital due to a severe accident, and Peter vows to treat her better than he ever has before.
Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.
With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.
Stewie kills his mother Lois. But one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.
Joe has a new surgery performed on him which allows him to walk. But the new Joe then abandons all of his old friends because they're all a bunch of lazy losers.
Brian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in too to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store.
With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He end up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the ...
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, ...
After being expelled by his school for dragging down their average standardized test scores, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, which forces his family to struggle to pay the tuition.
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has ...
After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50,000, he and Lois open their own restaurant. Peter is dismayed, however, when Joe and all of his handicapped friends begin using the ...
Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.
Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.
Peter becomes the neighborhood bully after trying to take care of Chris's bully, and Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in the tanning bed too long.
After Peter's dad passes away, he learns that he's not his biological father. So he and Brian travel to Ireland to find his real father.
Stewie and Brian travel to Aspen to find the man that Brian sold Rupert to on accident at a garage sale, and Meg becomes Peter's personal driver after Peter temporarily loses his driving privileges.
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom and Brian ends up going with Meg.
Stewie tries to win over a retired child actress, and Peter becomes a fan of "chick movies" and makes his own.
Lois becomes the high school sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views. So she is replaced by a Christian group that uses fear, misinformation and lies to promote abstinence.
Lois does Peter's work at the brewery while he recovers from getting his fingers surgically reattached, and Brian doesn't want the family to know that he's dating an idiot.
Stewie and Brian join the army, go through basic training, and are sent to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band until Peter and Lois get Marilyn Manson to talk him out of it.
Meg takes a job at the local "superstore," but the store causes Peter to lose his job and his electricity. So he becomes the store's most vocal critic--until it offers him a job.
Peter's mom starts dating TV anchor Tom Tucker, causing Peter to turn to him as the father figure he always wanted. And Brian and Stewie begin hosting their own raunchy radio program.
Stewie smothers Lois with affection after she saves his teddy bear and she soon becomes tired of the extra attention; Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment after he has his first prostate exam.
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send...
When Joe buys a new home theater system, Peter gets jealous and decides to build a multiplex movie theater in his back yard. But while doing so, he finds a human skull. It begins haunting ...
Brian's gay cousin Jasper comes to town for a visit to see Brian. Jasper brings with him a man he wants to marry, but Mayor West is trying to ban gay marriage to distract everyone from a financial scandal.
Peter becomes a best-selling erotica book author. But a lawsuit puts his investor--Lois's father--in the poorhouse and forces him to move in with the Griffins.
While Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band
Peter is set to have a vasectomy against his will, but has an accident at the sperm bank, which causes Stewie's rival sibling to be born. Meanwhile, Lois gains weight after an angry Peter refuses to have sex with her anymore.
Quagmire falls in love with and marries the Maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.
After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.
Brian and Stewie go on tour singing classic tunes with Frank Sinatra, Jr.
During one of his visits Peter's father, Francis, discovers that Stewie has never been baptized, so without Lois' permission Peter and Francis go to church and have him baptized. Upon ...
Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.
Peter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways.
Brian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team.
After an incident at the Emmys the FCC overreacts and begins to censor anything and everything that may be viewed as unpleasant. So Peter gets the idea to start his own cable network ...
To avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America to join the Peace Corp. When Peter and the family come to get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe and goes about exploiting the tribe.
Peter and the guys get stranded on an island and are rescued after months, but when Peter returns home he realizes things aren't what they used to be.
Brian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon.
Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamor life.
Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree.
Peter resorts to selling Meg in order to pay off his pharmacy tab.
Brian appears on a dating show, while Chris takes advice from his pimple.
After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.
Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.
After a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet.
Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.
Chris gets seduced by a homicidal teacher.
Peter and Lois try for a second honeymoon in Mel Gibson's hotel room.
Peter wants Chris to become Jewish so he'll grow up smart.
Three shorts based on viewer mail. In "No Bones About It", Peter is granted three wishes by a magical Genie. The Griffins become superheroes after being exposed to toxic waste in "Super Griffins". In "Li'l Griffins", a young Peter and Quagmire set out to
Brian follows Stewie to Europe, while Peter and Lois follow Kiss.
Peter and Lois try dating other people.
Stewie becomes a stage star and Meg falls for a nudist.
Brian finds his true love, while Peter raises a family of birds.
A series of setbacks shakes Lois' faith in the spirit of Christmas.
Peter coaches Joe to victory in the Special People's Games.
While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave once owned by the Pewterschmidts.
Peter finally connects with his father-in-law, while Brian can't control his libido.
The family has to move south as part of the Witness Protection Program.
Stewie panics when Lois and Peter think about having another kid.
Peter tries his hand at deep sea fishing.
Tired of being stuck at his dead end job, Peter decides to invite his boss, Mr. Weed, over for dinner in hopes that he we'll give him a promotion. Not long after Peter gets his promotion, ...
Meg develops a crush on the local news anchor, Tom Tucker, so decides to take a internship at the news station as a junior anchor. But, much to her dismay her fellow anchor is Neil Goldman....
Lois becomes a master martial artist, but can she control herself?
Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.
Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.
Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution.
Peter becomes a tobacco lobbyist.
Brian moves to Hollywood and becomes a porn director.
Brian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked.
Peter becomes a golf mentor to Cleveland's son.
Peter becomes a master pianist as long as he's drunk.
Meg gets the lead story in her school paper, but it's not the one she wrote.
Peter's home becomes an independent nation and goes to war with the US.
Liposuction turns Peter beautiful, but insufferable.
Peter has to repay a mafia debt by playing babysitter for Big Fat Paulie.
Stewie discovers love at the day care center.
Peter goes undercover to stop a toad-licking epidemic.
Brian and Stewie have to make their way across the US.
Meg's plan to embarrass her family backfires.
Chris' artwork gets discovered by a famous critic.
Peter and Lois face off in a school board election.
Peter's attempt to un-cancel a TV show gets him worshiped as a god.
After being sued for sexual harassment, Peter is forced to attend sensitivity training seminar. After failing miserably Peter is then sent to an all women's retreat. Upon returning Peter ...
Peter takes over Lois' production of The King and I.
In an attempt to avoid paying expensive hospital bill, Peter says that he is dead on hospital sign-out sheet. Later that night he visited by Death who has come to take him away. While ...
Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips at her new job as a waitress by telling everyone she's unwed, teenage mother of Stewie.
Brian suffers from a mid-life crisis that may be due to unrequited love.
The Griffins survive a Y2K atomic holocaust and attempt to rebuild civilization.
Peter's ultra-religious father causes trouble when he comes to live with the family.
Peter changes for the worse after he and Lois inherit a mansion in Newport.
Brian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog.
The Griffins head to New York in order to re-gain Chris entry back into the Boy Scouts which Chris doesn't even want to be in. But on the way they decide to stop at an Indian casino. Once ...
Peter gets jealous when the new neighbor starts stealing the spotlight.
Confined to house arrest, Peter opens a bar in the basement.
Stewie has his first birthday, while Meg makes a new friend.
After crashing into the town's TV transmitter, Peter discovers life without television.
Peter loses his job, but ends up getting rich off welfare.