Bob's Burgers centers on the Belcher family (consists of Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise) who own a hamburger restaurant. Bob's burgers are really delicious and appear to be better than ...
H. Jon Benjamin / Dan Mintz / Eugene Mirman / John Roberts / Kristen Schaal / Larry Murphy / David Herman / Andy Kindler
Louise takes a class assignment - and a few unhelpful comments by Wayne - very personally. And Bob hires a masseur-in-training to give Linda a massage for Mother's Day.
Linda almost totally accidentally kidnaps a children's book author. Meanwhile, the kids help Mr. Frond try to get his cat out of a tree in front of the school.
Bob tells Linda and the kids the story behind an old, broken radio that used to belong to his grandmother Alice and the part it played in her discovery that a German spy lived in her building.
The kids become a part of a crustacean-themed wrestling show. Meanwhile, Linda tries to form a 21-day habit.
When a customer leaves a $100 gift card as a tip, Bob, Linda and the kids go on a $20-each shopping spree, and Gene has an awkward run-in with a former friend.
Tina drags Bob along on a desperate quest to earn her bird-watching badge for ThunderGirls. Meanwhile, Louise and Gene try to keep their new restaurant game a secret from Linda.
Mr. Fischoeder challenges Bob to successfully prank him on April Fool's Day, or lose his lease.
Louise brings Tina along on a mission to find the perfect item for her last-ever Show and Tell. Meanwhile, Teddy goes overboard trying to impress a date at the restaurant.
When the coolest teens she's ever seen start coming into the restaurant, Tina decides she needs to be just like them. Meanwhile, Gene and Louise get into a battle of wills over stinky socks.
When Louise is accused of a theft at school, Linda uses her position as school office volunteer to try and solve the case from the inside.
A man trying to row from New Zealand to Nova Scotia visits the restaurant to have a burger and it changes everything.
After a student accuses her of cheating on a test, Tina needs to get back to school to clear her name, but a snowstorm traps her and her family at home.
Bob and Linda try to attend all three kids' holiday performances at the same time.
Bob takes Linda and the kids to visit his mother's grave, but finding the headstone is harder than he expected. Meanwhile, Teddy makes a grave mistake while doing repairs in the Belcher's house.
The Belchers go to a mini golf course on Thanksgiving morning.
A VR arcade opens next door and Gene spends all his money. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina try to build a menu tower taller than they ever have before.
Louise suspects there's something sinister afoot during a Halloween field trip to an apple orchard. Meanwhile, Tina and Gene hope to win the school costume parade.
Tina cheers Jimmy Junior on at a semi-prestigious dancing seminar while Bob and Linda compete to see who can catch the most homerun balls outside of Wonder Wharf Stadium.
At a comet watch party, Bob tries to keep Teddy from going off the deep end, looking for signs from the universe. Meanwhile, the kids try to make their comet wishes come true.
A school assignment about careers sends Louise spiraling, trying to imagine what her future might hold.
The family's Labor Day lake trip takes a turn when the Belchers find themselves trapped in their cabin, hiding from what lurks outside.
Bob, Linda and the kids help Mr. Fischoeder put on a play to get his brother Felix to confess to a theft. Louise is jealous of Tina's hands.
Tina is on a mission that could get her into a lot of trouble. Then, her family reads her erotic friend fiction, finds out what Tina is up to and tries to stop her.
When Tina's new shirt is ridiculed by Tammy and Jocelyn in a Wagstaff News segment called "Wow or Weird," she turns to her erotic friend-fiction and writes about a futuristic world in which she is a robot.
When Louise, Gene and Tina try to track down a lost family recipe for a Mother's Day gift for Linda, first they have to navigate an old family feud.
When Gene becomes obsessed with an old handheld game, Bob offers to help with a school project, in hopes of steering his son towards more "interesting" pursuits. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina take over a grocery store kiddie ride.
Linda has a big day planned when her friend, Ginger, comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bob and the kids help Nat with her Limo competition.
Louise befriends a house spider and hides it in her room after Linda and Bob tell her to remove it from the apartment. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make a friend outside of the people that come to the restaurant.
Big Bob is coming to dinner so that Tina can interview him for a school project. While the family waits for Pop Pop to arrive, they take turns coming up with their own versions of an infamous tree incident that happened to him in his younger years.
After feeling slighted by a teacher during a special Ancient Greece unit, Louise, Millie and Regular Sized Rudy take matters into their own hands to restore justice. Meanwhile, Bob gets a room of his own.
Gene begrudgingly agrees to participate in a music video for Courtney. Meanwhile, Teddy and Linda obsess over a mysterious customer at the restaurant.
Linda encourages Teddy to attend a farewell ceremony for the ship on which he served in the Navy, but it means confronting his Navy pals and his past.
Bob and Linda accept a Valentine's Day dinner invitation from the chef of a fancy restaurant on Kingshead Island. Meanwhile, the kids have a scheme to get cheap Valentine's Day candy, but first they'll have to make it past an unusually strict Jen the baby
Louise realizes that Mr. Frond's new plan of students evaluating their teachers has shifted the balance of power at school from teacher to kid. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda discover that they don't agree on where they want their final resting place to be.
After Gene breaks his favorite, extremely rare '70s era Christmas record, Tina and Louise join him in the search for another copy. Meanwhile, Teddy wants to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda.
Susmita offers to help Tina with a photography class assignment, but Tina can't stop thinking about all the fun Tammy, Jocelyn, Zeke and Jimmy Jr. are having ditching class. Meanwhile, a woman who used to live in the Belchers' apartment comes for a visit.
When Bob volunteers to cook Thanksgiving dinner for a retirement home, Louise gets stuck helping him on his most intense cooking day of the year. Meanwhile, Gene and Tina try to help Zeke entertain the residents.
Linda and the girls attempt to build a loft bed for Louise in just one day. Meanwhile, Bob and Gene host a group of gamers and their tabletop role-playing game.
When the Belcher kids participate in a beach clean-up for Wagstaff Volunteer Day, Louise gets drawn into a battle of wits with Mr. Fischoeder. Meanwhile, Teddy surprises Bob and Linda with a new look.
Gene has a freak-out about growing up and desperately tries to relive his youth. Meanwhile, Linda is tempted to try the fancy new hair salon that opened up next to Bob's Burgers, but she's scared of her hairdresser-slash-friend Gretchen's wrath.
Bob gets roped into a road trip with Teddy. Meanwhile, Linda and the kids compete for the title of Employee of the Day.
When a mysterious note is sent to Linda on Halloween, she and Gayle must travel to their hometown to face a wrong they committed 27 years ago.
In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.
Louise must pay a debt to Millie by attending the Pixie Princess Promenade. Meanwhile, a bouquet in the shape of a dog forces Linda to confront her past.
After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob's favorite old campy vampire-sing-along movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along, as well. Meanwhile, Linda opens a restaurant for the raccoons in their alley.
Linda needs the kids' help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition. Meanwhile, Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.
The Belcher kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr. Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something that was taken from the waiting room of his dentistry office. Meanwhile, Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean a huge bird poop off the resta
When Louise finds out that Rudy has a model bridge that explodes, she decides to set out on a sort-of-kind-of-perilous journey, dragging her siblings along for the ride. Meanwhile, Mort tries to teach Bob, Linda and Teddy how to meditate.
When Bob gets into a four-car fender bender right outside the restaurant, he realizes finding out who is at fault will not be as simple as he thought.
Tina faces a hall-monitor crisis when she falls in love with a new underground trend at Wagstaff that Mr. Frond is trying to squelch. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to come up with a way for Teddy to sneak food into a movie theater.
When Tina is forced to listen to Spanish audio lessons in the library to improve her grade, she develops an unexpected crush. Meanwhile, Louise and Gene want to dunk Mr. Frond at the Wagstaff Spring Fair.
Linda's new routine of diet and exercise gives her gastrointestinal trouble on the day of parent-teacher-student conferences.
When Linda and Tina go to the shoe store, Gene accidently is left home by himself. Meanwhile, Bob, Louise and Teddy go to buy restaurant equipment from a creepy guy whom Bob found on the internet.
While on a family trip to the flea market, Bob and Linda are haunted by a lie they told Tina, Gene and Louise about what really happened to their beloved stuffed animal, Wheelie Mammoth.
Linda drags Bob and the kids out into nature, determined to take the best holiday family portrait ever.
Louise convinces her parents to cash in on the lucrative Valentine's Day dinner business, even though it means putting Bob and Linda's own Valentine's Day plans on hold. Meanwhile, Tina attends Tammy's Anti-Valentine's Day party.
When the Belchers get an unexpected invitation to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade, Bob wonders if there's a catch. Meanwhile, Louise has her eye on the present-loaded Santa Schooner.
When Linda joins a women's business group, Gene gets possessive of her time. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina want to learn how to fight.
When Linda's parents have a layover at an airport nearby, Bob and Linda attempt to turn it into their annual "visit".
When Gene can't eat Thanksgiving dinner because of a stomach flu, the family tries to cheer him up.
The family must figure out how to keep the restaurant open after Bob's flattop breaks on the morning of the Ocean Avenue Business Association's: Ocean Fest on Ocean Avenue.
Tina is put in charge of the Wagstaff School time capsule project, but she makes an enemy when she rejects Tammy's submission. Meanwhile, Bob teases Linda over her inability to whistle.
Louise's plan to get revenge on Halloween for a candy transgression hits a snag when the Belcher kids meet a mysterious elderly woman at a hotel. Meanwhile, Linda and a very squeamish Bob donate blood at a vampire-themed blood mobile.
Bob agrees to be the temporary chef at the Fischoeders' new nightclub. Meanwhile, the kids get a hold of a stock tank and decide to throw a pool party in the restaurant basement.
Linda tries to take her family to the symphony on free admission night, but her efforts are thwarted by a pinworm epidemic.
Bob goes on an epic quest to find a misplaced lock box key. Tina attempts to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone can do - but her -.
A classmate comes to Louise for lessons in how to get in trouble. Meanwhile, Bob reluctantly agrees to bring Jimmy Pesto his hernia medication.
While trying to show Tina what's great about their town, Linda ends up on the trail of a legendary local singer. Meanwhile, Teddy turns to Bob for help in arguing with a sports radio host.
Louise must face her fear of public pooping when her class goes on an overnight trip to the aquarium. Meanwhile, Linda enlists the family to make a video for her parents' anniversary.
When Teddy finds himself doubting his abilities as a handyman, the kids build up his confidence.
Tina goes to see Josh perform in a tap show, and suspects sabotage when he's injured on stage.
The family takes an unexpected road trip with Nat the limo driver.
Bob and the kids help a down-on-his-luck restaurant owner, while Linda and Teddy get carried away with St. Patrick's Day festivities.
When Gayle decides to host an artists' workshop in a yurt with only one attendee, Linda feels compelled to go to support her sister. Meanwhile, Louise and Gene lead a covert operation to find a lost cat for a cash reward.
Tina competes against Gene and Louise to write a new school song for Wagstaff, but finds herself creatively stalled. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda battle blinding glare from Jimmy Pesto's new shiny steel awning across the street.
Louise skeptically joins Jessica and fifth grader Megan in their search for Wharfy, a mythical sea monster, while Bob takes an online master class by a world-renowned chef.
Tina goes too far trying to be a perfect mentor. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda test out the gym next door.
Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands to defend Gene's honor.
Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays. But when an important package goes undelivered, Linda breaks protocol and takes it upon herself to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob and Tina are trapped at home with Linda's fussy
Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part.
Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare, heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving.
Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night, while the kids challenge their babysitter, Jen, and face the storm in an ice cream truck.
Bob and Louise are riding high, hosting an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works, for his own mysterious reasons.
On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend. Meanwhile, Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals, Linda disrupts a book reading and Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants.
Tina dissects a fetal pig in science class and things get spooky. Also, Bob and Linda do battle with a giant ball of ear wax.
Tina and Bob participate in the Thundergirls father-daughter cardboard boat race and Tina tries to hide her feelings about Bob's terrible boat-building skills. Meanwhile, Linda drags Louise and Gene to a fire station open house and overstays her welcome.
Unable to afford a rare gourmet mushroom for a Burger of the Day, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging. Meanwhile, Tina's powerful new prescription glasses lead her to believe she has a superpower.
Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved.
When Zeke gets in trouble, the Belcher kids and Jimmy Jr. pitch in to help prevent him being sent to a disciplinary school. However, Tina tries to thwart their mission, so she can have Jimmy Jr. and his butt all to herself. Meanwhile, Randy rents out Bob'
Linda attempts to become more involved with the P.T.A., inspired by its seemingly perfect president, Joanne. Meanwhile, Bob tries to cheer up a hardware store owner after unknowingly making a joke about his pet parrot that recently flew away.
When the kids have to run a mandatory mile for school on free-ice-cream-day, they hatch an elaborate plot to sneak away. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda frantically try to secure discount tickets to a show at the Wharf Arts Center.
Bob meets his personal hero – a renegade radio DJ who refuses to compromise. However, the Belchers get in over their heads when they try to help him stage a comeback.
The kids visit a marionette theater for a school field trip and Louise gets on the theater owner's bad side. Meanwhile, Bob takes pity on a flyer guy who's handing out flyers in front of the restaurant.
Gene convinces Tina and Louise to help him save a misunderstood plankton blob from being destroyed by a yacht club.
The family forces workaholic Bob to take a much-needed day off, only for him to wind up working at a local sandwich shop. Meanwhile, Linda and the kids throw a last minute baby shower at the restaurant for a female biker group.
Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be Principal for a Day. Back at the restaurant, Teddy has a unique suggestion to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers.
Tina, discouraged by not being asked to prom by Jimmy Jr., forms an unhealthy attachment to a goose from the nearby park. Meanwhile, Linda joins a dating app to help Gretchen find a match.
A Valentine's Day fight between Bob and Linda has the kids feeling confused. After a failed attempt to see a movie, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to tell their own story as a distraction from the awkward tension.
The Belchers make it their mission to help Teddy get his dream girl, but Tina is convinced she's found a better match for him.
Linda's new friend introduces her to essential oils and Aunt Gayle is convinced she must be rescued. Meanwhile, Bob and Teddy are bamboozled into performing a series of annoying favors for Mr. Huggins.
The battle is on when some angsty teenagers take over Louise, Gene and Tina's usual sledding territory, inciting an epic turf war. Meanwhile, Bob steps in to help Linda, who's in a time crunch to get three scarves knitted before Christmas.
Tina and her new science partner create a device that allows them to communicate with aliens, but their excitement turns to fear when they receive a dangerous warning message. Meanwhile, Bob attempts to sell mini coat racks he bought.
Gene is livid when his best friend, Alex, ditches him to be Courtney's roller-dancing partner. Meanwhile, Teddy, Linda and Bob let their imaginations get the best of them when they discover someone stalking the restaurant.
The Belchers set out to save a turkey from a trip to the slaughterhouse, but when a local reporter catches wind of their schemes, the mission becomes more complicated than they had anticipated.
Bob agrees to drive professional quilter Edith around town, after she convinces him to join in a plot for revenge. Meanwhile, the kids attend a lavish "Gatsby"-themed birthday party, and Linda helps Teddy expand his taste palate.
The kids learn the dangers of revenge when their plan to get back at the school guidance counselor gets them entangled in a deep rooted sibling rivalry between two pilots. Meanwhile, Linda and Bob put their game faces on when Teddy invites them to a paper
The kids set out for their regular Halloween shenanigans, but when everyone's candy bags start mysteriously disappearing, it's up to Tina, Louise and Gene to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Teddy decorates the restaurant to compete with another handyman on t
Tina, Louise and Gene get a taste of business when they join the school's Tweentrepeneurs club. Back at the restaurant, Bob and Linda find themselves outsmarted by a dine-and-dasher.
Desperate for the grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade, Louise, Tina and Gene devise a master plan, with the help of Mr. Fischoeder. Meanwhile, Teddy manages to convince Bob and Linda to take in a chicken by promising fresh eggs.
Convinced she's met the love of her life, Tina decides to disguise herself as a boy and sneak into the Boyz 4 Now auditions to find him. Back at the restaurant, Teddy asks the rest of the Belcher gang to nurse his baby rat back to health.
Tina befriends a hermit living in the woods when she, Gene and Louise go to Outdoor Education; Bob and Linda see what it's like to be empty-nesters.
Bob and Linda get trapped in an Escape Room while on a double date with another couple. Meanwhile, Louise hosts a zombie-movie night, but Tina takes charge when the zombies prove to be too scary.
Gene is nervous about going to his first sleepover and realizes he had a right to be when things don't go as planned.
The Belchers sign Louise up for a soccer league and must help her train for the last game of the season.
Tina allows Tammy to stay with the Belchers during Spring Break and fixes her up with a boy from out of town.
The kids are tasked with giving their grandma homemade gifts for her birthday and set out to find a secret ceramics room that, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years.
Gene disapproves of a new playground game; Linda fills in for the local library storyteller.
Tina has a rough break up on Valentine's Day, so Linda and Louise take her on a girls' night out, while Bob and Gene have a trapeze experience that brings them closer.
The Belchers hunt down a thief who stole Linda's prized Christmas ornaments.
The Belchers discover that Teddy is a secret hoarder when they reluctantly agree to pitch in for Thanksgiving with his family.
Tina starts a babysitting franchise that goes off the rails when Tammy is hired to work with her.
On Halloween night, Linda tries to impress the kids by taking them to look for a wolf that has been terrorizing the town. Meanwhile, an injured and medicated Bob believes that Teddy has turned into a werewolf.
Louise enlists Millie' s help to find the culprit who attacked Mr. Frond' s therapy dolls.
Bob decides to serve brunch to compete with Jimmy Pesto; the Belcher kids help Mr. Fischoeder's brother hide from him.
Bob realizes his dream of being an outdoorsman when the wilderness equipment store has a going out of business sale; Linda and the kids spend the night watching Aunt Gayle rehearse for her one-woman show.
Teddy talks Bob into entering the Bog to Beach parade even though the forecast calls for rain.
Linda catches a cold just before the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff.
Linda could lose her position as the leader of the Wagstaff bake sale when Louise gets in trouble at school.
Bob and Gene go to the last-ever rock-and-roll laser show at the planetarium while Linda and the girls go out to dinner at a wacky restaurant.
Linda wins a contest to spend a weekend at the home where her favorite TV show is filmed, but it doesn't quite go as planned.
At the annual Easter egg hunt, Bob and Linda have a little too much fun hiding the eggs, so the Belchers race to find the one egg rotting in its hiding place.
Tina is recruited for the debate team, while Gene and Louise make a stop motion film centered on a surprising subject matter.
The Belcher kids hatch a plan to save the aquarium from closure, while Bob learns a few things about Linda's customer service skills.
Linda chaperones Tina's weekend at a heroine convention, while Gene and Louise spend the weekend with Bob.
Gene learns that the formula for his favorite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. In the meantime, Bob gets wrapped up in one of Teddy's not-so-perfect plans.
Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer.
Bob is skeptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break.
With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda.
After hurting her ankle, Tina enrolls in a program that enables her send a robot of herself to school and the robot gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy Jr.
Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr. Fischoeder and his friends while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer through caroling.
The Belcher kids produce their own version of the annual Thanksgiving play and Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather.
Gene and Louise are left home alone when Tina ends up in detention, while Bob and Linda get into trouble with their accountant.
The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order.
When Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest, Tina turns to witchcraft.
Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a cellphone by taking care Bob's prized eraser.
Louise comes down with the flu and falls into a wild fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and a crazy adventure.
When Bob throws a dinner party, Gayle takes advantage of the opportunity to introduce her new love interest to the family; a long-standing feud is revealed.
A grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Gene, Tina and Louise on the naughty list, inspiring them to arrange a musical performance in hopes of changing Santa's mind before Christmas.
Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when a snowstorm derails Bob's trip home with an injured Gayle.
When Louise reveals that she hasn't been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house; the trip is more frightening than anticipated.
Bob thinks the upcoming Land Ship parade will increase business -- until he learns two porta-potties will be in front of his restaurant; Tina's friends tell her she is boring.
When Bob starts to lose his hair, Linda reminisces about his mustache and how it made her fall for him; the kids make up their own versions of how Bob and Linda met.
With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. After approaching Fischoeder, the tenants find out that they will have to compete in order to convince him to keep their rents reasonable.
Bob and Linda are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favorite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles.
In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while up in Craggy Neck. The storm is the least of their worries, however, when they are forced to take shelter with the mysterious owner of a large beach home.
It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.
Tina and Louise join forces to help Gene rediscover his love of music.
The kids try to escape Saturday detention so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival.
Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date - but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves "trivial." Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.
Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. Gene assists Bob in ...
The kids compete to be their Aunt Gayle's companion for the evening.
Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's class president campaign in order to keep Millie (guest voice Molly Shannon) from winning, and ruining the school. Meanwhile, Bob becomes ...
Tina and Darryl team up to win the Cupid's Couple contest; Linda plans Valentine's Day activities.
In order to become a member of the community garden, Bob must give Louise's enemy a job.
Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, at the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer.
Tina gets Gene and Louise to help ensure she gets a big hall-monitor promotion.
After being pestered by the kids and a mistake by Gretchen, Linda decides to dye her hair full blonde. Meanwhile, when trying to quit the Thunder Girls Tina is asked to find a mole in the troop.
At Bob's father's Christmas party, Bob and "Big Bob" rehash an old argument and try to outdo each other in the kitchen. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad.
Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found.
While Bob is boycotting the holiday, Linda and the kids spend Thanksgiving at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival. However, a wild bird attack leads to total mayhem.
Bob becomes Teddy's workout buddy after finding out his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health. The two enroll in a stuntman boot camp where their friendship is put to the test. ...
Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the Belcher's basement.
Gene tries to make one of his dreams a reality when he gets the opportunity to make a musical version of Die Hard at the Wagstaff Fall Festival.
It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures, and puts Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger.
Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. Meanwhile, Tina protests the destruction of the wharf's carousel by chaining herself to it.
Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression.
Upon learning that she has a cavity and needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. When Louise refuses to go home, Linda sends Tina and ...
Gene, Louise, and Tina discover a seaweed-covered object at the beach that turns out to be a large hunk of Ambergris - an extremely valuable, but illegal, by-product of whale poop that is ...
In an homage to the "Bronies" subculture, Tina attends her first Equestra-con, a convention based on her favorite animated pony show, "The Equestranauts." To her surprise, she finds that ...
Linda is believed to be a psychic when she correctly predicts that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant.
Bob, Linda, and the kids board a train for a wine tasting while the kids are put in the caboose. The kids sneak out in an attempt to steal the chocolate from the kitchen car while Bob challenges another person on the train to a contest.
Bob and Linda ask Teddy to babysit the kids while they're on a romantic getaway at a Burger Convention. In the process, Teddy earns the title "Uncle Teddy" when he puts Tina's crush in his place for using her to get free burgers.
A series of mishaps leave Tina the center of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to.
The Belcher children write fantasy essays about their school that their parents find offensive.
To compete with fellow "restaurateur," Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the "big game." In an effort to ...
Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse."
Linda decides to invite some of Louise's classmates over for a slumber party without her knowledge. With the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates, Louise...
After Linda accidentally kills the family tree, the Belchers must go out on Christmas Eve to find a new one. But when Bob cuts off a giant candy cane truck, they are forced to outrun the ...
To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute "Home Ec" teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. However, her excitement is short-lived as Bob's ...
In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former band mates from, the Ta-Ta's, to perform at their high school reunion. At the event, a...
Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone then dumps the turkey in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.
Bob scores a temporary gig as a cook at an "underdog" frat house and discovers that he fits right in! Hijinks ensue as Bob and the rest of the fraternity brothers find themselves in the ...
Linda is bored by Bob's tired attempts at Date Night and decides to sign up for flying lessons. When Bob won't join her, she becomes the target of "Upskirt Kurt", the most charming pilot in the air.
Tricks and treats and lunatics abound.
Bob and the family face the great outdoors.
Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda sends him to a baseball coach.
A school trip to the museum turns wild for the Belchers.
Louise is horrified when she develops her first crush.
Things get "dicey".
The Belchers appear on a television game show.
Bob and the family take a swinging vacation.
Tina finds herself in a love triangle.
The Belcher kids take on a Thomas Edison fanatic.
Eugene encounters a mysterious talking toilet.
Linda quits the restaurant.
Bob gets romantic.
Tina is on a mission to unmask the middle school.
It's dingles and dongles and birthday suits.
Linda struggles to connect with Louise when they attend a mother-daughter seminar, while Bob takes Tina to get her legs waxed.
'Tis the season for strange holiday mannequins.
An incredibly annoying girl develops a crush on Gene, but he can't bring himself to dump her after he finds out her father has a music studio in their home.
Tina is wracked with guilt when Bob forces her to lie about an accident that occurred when he let her drive his car, but a shady insurance adjuster sees through their ploy and blackmails Bob into committing more insurance fraud.
Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical movie shark as an attraction for his amusement park, but the kids accidentally let it loose on the town, forcing Bob and Teddy to save the day.
In order to entice an old flame who is only attracted to married men, Mr. Fischoeder bribes Bob into letting him pass off Linda and the kids as his own family, but the situation ruins all of Bob's Thanksgiving traditions.
The Belchers cruise the sea.
Fearing that he is ruining their childhoods, Bob fires the kids from their jobs at the restaurant, but they just end up working for hippies who run a marijuana farm, instead.
On Halloween, the kids run into bullies when they go trick-or-treating in the rich neighborhood, while Bob and Linda attend a party where someone kills Teddy's pet guinea pig.
While a biker gang begins hanging out at the restaurant, Louise goes through a crisis after a teenager steals her bunny ear hat.
Gene steps into the limelight.
Tina pals around with a bad girl.
A bad review leads to drastic actions.
A case of mistaken identity gets Bob in trouble.
Bob gives the food truck business a try.
Bob becomes a gamer.
The Belcher children sign up for an independent study of synchronized swimming in lieu on participating in gym class. Linda disturbingly watches "pregnant yoga" and comes to the rescue of her children in the end.
A bank robber holds up a bank across the street from Bob's Burgers. When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the center of a hostage crisis.
The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory's scheduled demolition.
Bob's hero, a washed-up baseball player named Torpedo Jones, starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends Bob, but the dark underbelly of minor league baseball ...
After the town's annual Lobsterfest is cancelled by a storm, Bob defiantly opens his doors for a festive celebration. When he wakes the next morning, Bob finds the restaurant in disarray ...
Bob and his family are forced to spend the weekend at Mort the Mortician's while the restaurant is being de-molded. Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female mortician he meets ...
When Bob's eccentric landlord, Mr. Fischoeder, pays the family a visit, he informs Bob that his rival across the street, Jimmy Pesto of Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, wants to take over Bob's ...
Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous.
When Linda asks Bob to let her sister hang her paintings in the restaurant for Art Week, Bob finds he's forced to contend with the city's Art Council, a shady troop of intimidating old ...
With a long weekend approaching, Linda sees an opportunity to capitalize on the tourist traffic by starting a bed and breakfast. But when the reservations are filled by some shady character...
Tina is desperate to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party. But after Louise breaks the deep fryer, Bob takes a second job as a late-night cab driver to pay for Tina's party. Things...
Bob reluctantly lets Linda and the kids stage a musical murder mystery dinner theater in the restaurant, but on opening night, an abrupt interruption changes the play's creative direction.
When Tina develops a crush on the new martial arts instructor in town, she joins the class and ends up shirking her responsibilities at the restaurant. Bob finds out what's going on and ...
When a controversial documentary filmmaker places a live cow outside of the family restaurant to make a statement, Bob is livid when it starts to scare away customers. However, to ...
When Bob learns that Linda's mother is coming for a visit, he wants nothing to do with it. Linda has been cracking the whip at home, making sure every shelf has been dusted and every bed ...
Bob rallies the team to cook up some business, so he sends middle child Gene to push samples in the streets, eldest daughter Tina to work the grill and youngest daughter Louise to staff the...